While You Were Getting Sued For Looking at a Baby

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  • Marc Anthony takes out ad in the trade paper Variety professing love for J.Lo. Plans to rent Times Square billboard to ask her where she wants to go to dinner.
  • Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds break up. Watch out Ryan, you’ve got angry chick song coming your way.
  • Woody Harrelson, wife welcome a brand new baby girl…made entirely out of hemp.
  • Janet Jackson’s boobage looks like it’s hiding some implants. But considering she’s Michael Jackson’s sister it must be genetics.
  • Jessica Alba has the ability to make dolphins excited. A trait that will come in handy if she ever wants to start a super-breed of doplh-people.
  • Katie Holmes’ parents now want her to marry Tom, say sources close to the actor. Strangely no one’s actually seen or heard from the parents in months.
  • Jessica and Nick’s divorce will be final June 17th. Which means Nick can finally start dating again.
  • Slate thinks Tom Cruise should just disappear for a year. And he will, once he gets that goddamn time machine to work.