First of all, the theme of this week’s BWE Drinking Game is “genitalia”. On tonight’s new episode at 11pm, every time you see private parts – as a reference, as an actual thing, on people or meerkats – take a drink and prepare yourself for a difficult next morning.
- Don’t forget to send dad one of our touching Celebrity Father’s Day Cards!
- Relive the agony of Matt Lauer’s crying game with Britney Spears.
- “Rape a baby?”
- Tom to Brangelina: Seriously, “Just look at how much Scientology has done for me!”
- AIDS is so 5 minutes ago.
- George Bush hates blind people.
- Our Celebrity Translator finally figures out what the hell Paris Hilton is babbling about.
- Henry Rollins writes a love song to Ann Coulter.
- Larry the hacky, fraudulent comedian Guy.