SIZZLER: Hollywood’s Biggest Baby News Yet!

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stork.jpgOh my gosh, we have just received news announcing Hollywood’s latest famous parents-to-be, and this is the hottest, juciest one yet! You thought Sean Preston, Suri and Shiloh were a big deal? Those are just cabbage patch kids compared to the star power of this shocking, sensational pregnancy announcement! This birth is sure to bring about a media circus that not even Namibia – hell, not even all of Africa – could ever hope to contain. These parents are going to have to go to the bottom of the ocean if they want any shelter from the media storm the birth of their child will inevitably cause. See the big news for yourself after the jump!

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Philip Seymour Hoffman and Girlfriend Are Expecting Their Second Child!

After your mind finishes being blown and you’ve had a chance to wrap your brain around what this news means to life on Earth as we know it, call your closest friends and family and share this news of joy with them. Hollywood’s glitziest superstar couple, Philip Seymour Hoffman and his girlfriend, are bringing their SECOND child into the world! I have no idea who’s going to get the exclusive rights for the first photos of this famous baby, but I know one thing – it’s going to cost a bajillion dollars!