While You Were Downing Your Morning Mimosa

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  • Ann Hathaway’s boobs subject to whims of Devil Wears Prada costar Stanley Tucci. Paging human resources!
  • Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are so over– just in time to give his upcoming single about heartbreak that autobiographical kick it needs.
  • Reese Witherspoon sues Star Magazine over pregnancy claims. Wants Star to take responsibility for all the girls it’s gotten pregnant.
  • Tom Cruise wants 10 children someday.He’ll need at least that many if he wants to fulfill his dream to start his very own cult.
  • Cher is pushing for safer military helmets… and more revealing pleather bustiers in time for her next video.
  • Matt Damon may star in Star Trek prequel, if and only if he can master the hand signal.
  • Anderson Cooper visits John Stewart on The Daily Show to learn how a real celebrity interview is done.