- America finally started caring about soccer when Zidane proved that soccer players don’t even use their hands for fighting.
- Former American Idol contest DJ Boyd went all R. Kelly on us, and not in a musical way.
- Jeff Goldblum is heading off to camp. It should be a fun summer!
- Finally, it looks like we’re going to get some hot, raunchy pictures of Lindsay Lohan. Sorry, I meant to say *more* hot, raunchy pictures of Lindsay Lohan.
- We learned the true identity of the banker on Deal Or No Deal. I always suspected it was Pat O’Brien.
- The Real World’s Paula showed us what happens when she stops being polite, starts acting real. She knocks motherf**kers out!
What else happened this week? Well, tune in to Best Week Ever tonight at 11 and all weekend long to find out. Come on, you know you want to.