…Of The Day

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  • GOD: Samuel L. Jackson, muthaf**kers. At least he will be in the new Audio version of The Bible (Contact Music)
  • SIGN THERE IS A GOD: Somebody is going to win a date with Jessica Biel. Time to start praying again. (Hollywood Tuna)
  • NEXT UP, THE CHICKEN: More than 35 million eggs will be used as billboards for CBS. Little, tasty billboards. (Defamer)
  • AT LEAST SHE FLOATS: Pamela Anderson fell out of a boat. That of course begs the question; when a Baywatch lifeguard drowns, who runs in slow motion to save them? (The Bastardly)
  • TIME WASTER DESTROYER: Every episode of South Park. Ever. Wow. (All South Park via Gorillamask)
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