Well it seems that Britney Spears has taken a long enough break from bein’ country to post another one of her Missives of Truth onto her official website (click on “Love B”). Read the screencap below, then find out what it really means with the help of our patented Celebrity Translator after the jump!
Seriously, haven’t any y’all ever heard the phrase “cry for help”? Jesus Jiminy Christmas, was I the only one what saw that terrible interview on the TV with Matt Lauer? Are you folks gonna need me to spell this out for you in Cheetoh’s? Save me from this life!