Here is what we learned this week, kids:
- Gwyneth Paltrow tries to be a good friend by saying “Hey guys, I’m overweight!.” Obviously, we see right through her.
- Jared Leto has Gout, a disease we only knew about because of Adam Sandler‘s song Lunchlady Land.
- Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn breakup, get engaged, and end their engagement, all while having no idea that any of this was actually happening.
- Steve Guttenberg reminds us that without him, our heartlight will remain permanently in Off mode.
- David Hasselhoff needs a mate… actually, he just needs a new nickname! Basselhoff is still winning, people… get your entries in!
Have a good weekend, all!