As you may have heard, Paramount pictures dumped Tom Cruise yesterday. Thankfully, the folks who write newspaper headlines were armed and ready with some corny movie-title puns to walk us through what happened.
- Top Gun Picked Off
- Cruise No Longer Top Gun At Paramount
- Top Gun Cruise Shot Down By Paramount
- Top Shun?
- War Of The Worlds
- It’s A War Of The Words
- Risky Business
- Tom Cruise’s Mission Aborted At Studio
- Cruise’s Next Impossible Mission: Working With Paramount
I’m disappointed. Cruise made more than four movies, people. Utilize them. Like:
Paramount Days Far & Away
Fired (After) The Fourth Of July
Cruise Cock-Tails It Out Of Paramount
All The Wrong Moves
Tom Loses It For Losin’ It
Tom ‘Taps’ Out
Majority Reports: Get Tom Outta Here!
Tom Gets The Firm Goodbye
A Few Good Men Tell Tom To Go The F**k Away
Show some creativity, headline writers. Please. Now it’s your turn. Leave your Tom gets axed headlines in the comments.