Toilet Upstager Kyra Phillips Speaks in List Form!

|

KYRA.JPGKyra Phillips, the CNN anchor whose mic was on while she used the facilities during President Bush‘s speech, is becoming a bit of a celeb. One might even say she’s on… a PEE.r. blitz? Kyra visited David Letterman last night, where she received the honor of counting down the night’s Top 10 List, “Top Ten Kyra Phillips Excuses Presented by CNN Anchor Kyra Phillips.” Here they are – and feel free to one up the list in the comments:

10. “Still haven’t mastered complicated On/Off switch.”

9. “Larry King told me he does this all the time.”

8. “How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom?”

7. “I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon.”

6. “Couldn’t resist chance to win $10,000 on ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’”

5. “I was set up by those bastards at Fox News.”

4. “Oh, like YOU’VE never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television!”

3. “I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me.”

2. “OK, so I was drunk and couldn’t think straight.”

1. “You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting.”

related stories
you might like
Powered By Zergnet