SIZZLER: Bizarro Trump Hates Angelina, Lauds K-Fed!

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TRUMP.JPGLast night’s Larry King Live featured an unusual side of Donald Trump, a side where the real estate mogul wasn’t afraid to opine on the likes of Angelina Jolie, K-Fed, Paris Hilton, the good looks of one Mr. Larry King, and some Mark Foley for good measure. We’ve clipped the best moments from the interview below, but if your stomach can stand it, you can read the entire thing here. A rundown: Trump loathes Jolie (including her looks — video footage here), loves K-Fed (who doesn’t?), and finds Paris Hilton “extremely attractive”, even though we’ve been told by many sources that homegirl is fully bald. In other words, wethinks ol’ Trumpy has finally effing lost it.

LARRY KING:. You recently applauded Brad Pitt‘s stance on not marrying Angelina Jolie. I believe you said that you consider everyone — when he said everyone should be married but don’t bug him, why?

DONALD TRUMP: Well, look, number one, I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing… I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, “I want to see my grandson. I want to see this.” I mean if I were with him, I’d say “Forget it. It’s over.”… I think he’s a great actor and she just treats him terribly. She’s been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. (Ed. Note: Savor that image, please.) And, I just don’t even find her attractive. That has nothing to do with why I said it though.

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KING: I hear that Congressman Mark Foley is a regular in Palm Beach. Does he own a place at Mar-a-Lago (ph)?

TRUMP: Mark Foley would come to Mar-a- Lago with charities and everything and I’ve seen him for years and he always had a very beautiful woman with him and yet everybody knew that Mark was gay and he came out and admitted he was gay.

And, you know, if I were gay, which is perhaps a well known story that I’m not, I would admit that I’m gay. But he would come in with magnificent-looking women. It was like torture to me watching this. And fortunately I’m married and very happy.

KING: When the story broke what did you think?

TRUMP: Well, I knew he liked men. I didn’t know he liked boys of 12 and 13 years old and pages and all of that, so that’s a whole different deal. And, he’s got some big problems and he certainly has upset the Republican Party.

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KING: You’ve been quoted as saying that something doesn’t look right between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, what?

TRUMP: Right. Well, it just doesn’t look right and here’s the problem. I was really attacking him because I have a radio show that’s a very successful show. You know it’s like a Paul Harvey 60- second deal, the Clear Channel. They’re great. They set it up in my office and I do it.

And, I was attacking him and then somebody said, because, you know, I didn’t he was right for her in all fairness. Hey, look what happened to her, she’s a mess. So, what happens now is I heard the other day that his all-time hero is Donald Trump.

KING: Oh!

TRUMP: So, now what I said, “I think he’s a great guy. He’s fantastic.” You know when somebody likes you, you say “Hey.” So, I totally changed my mind. I think Kevin Federline is fantastic.

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KING: What do you make of all this Paris Hilton stuff?

TRUMP: Well, you have to understand I’ve known Paris for many years. I have known Paris… when she was a little baby and I know the parents very well and they’re really nice people. And I think Paris isn’t getting enough credit. She was another one. You have Kevin Federline but you have Paris. Paris said she wants to build a brand just like Donald Trump and I don’t know if she’s done it the same way but she is smart like a fox.

You know, people say “Oh she’s not smart. She’s not this. She’s not that.” She’s done a very good job. When they pay her $25,000 or $50,000 or $100,000 to show up to a party, she’s making a lot of money and she gets criticized all the time.

I also happen to think that I believe she’s very beautiful. A lot of people don’t agree with me, you know. Some people say “Oh, she’s really not.” I happen to think she’s very beautiful. But, Paris has done really a good job in building a brand for herself.

KING: But is that in itself a talent?

TRUMP: Well, I think everything is a talent. I think that she — if she didn’t have a good look, she wouldn’t be able to do it. She’d have to do something else. But she happens to be born with a great look. If that look weren’t there, she couldn’t do that. You know look is important in life, Larry. That’s why you’re so successful. You’re a handsome man.

KING: Oh, gorgeous.

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