Forget about North Korea, Mark Foley and everything else going on in the world. This is the news story of the day:
A Gainesville College student who told police he is an MTV reality show star was arrested and charged with battery for hitting two University students downtown, police said.
University students Katherine Leigh Walden and Sara Elizabeth Holbert flagged down an Athens-Clarke County Police officer at about 1:55 a.m. Saturday and told the officer that the man, Joshua Taylor Hill, asked them to purchase a hot dog for him while outside 195 College Ave., the police report said.
â€œWe said â€˜No, we donâ€™t have any money. Buy your own hot dog,â€™â€ Holbert said in a phone interview Sunday.
She said Hill repeatedly said, â€œBuy me a hot dog, bitch.â€
I’m not sure what the best part of this story is; the fact that the guy identified himself to police as an MTV reality show star, or the line “Buy me a hot dog, bitch.” Actually, wait, I take that back. I do know– it’s the “Buy me a hot dog, bitch” line. Definitely.