CAREER ADVICE: Rachel Zoe, Meet Your Next Client!

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Rachelzoe.JPGHey Rachel Zoe! We know you must be feeling pretty down lately. Nicole Richie dumps you. She then basically accuses you of having an eating disorder and/or asparagus pee. Oh, and she calls you a raisin face. Mischa Barton hardly even texts anymore. You’re embarassed, you’re stressed, you’re certainly not eating… you need a rebound celeb. A young starlet so desperately in need of fashion advice, that you alone will be given sole credit for her complete transformation. Someone you can revamp, makeover, re-style and re-fabulize. Well, Rachel Zoe, sit down and let us introduce you to your next lump of clay…

DAKOTAFANNING32.JPGMs. Dakota Fanning! Dakota Fanning will be 13 years old in a couple of months, and yet, she insists on leaving her house looking like Little Bo Peep meets Lampshade McGinty. She needs a guru, Rachel, a “big sister”, who can hold her hand through the likes of Barneys New York and swaddle her petite but shamefully growing frame in all the season’s hottest 50-yard wraps. Need more proof?

Let’s see how lil’ Dakota would fare with Rachel’s help…


FROM SNOW WHITE TO SUNSHINE BROWN!

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FROM LITTLE BO PEEP TO LITTLE MO’ CHIC!

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It’s a match made in fashion heaven!

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