Tyra Banks Uses Massive Cameltoe To Distract From Massive Ass

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tyra people.jpgRemember when those less-than-flattering photographs of a surprisingly hefty Tyra Banks hit the internet a couple of weeks ago and everybody had a good time cracking jokes like, “Look- it’s America’s Next Top Eater!” and “Wow, Tyra really does want to be just like Oprah”? Well, Tyra remembers. That’s why she’ll be appearing on the cover of People magazine alongside the headline “You Call This Fat?” this week. Tyra’s using this opportunity to fire back at all the evil people in the world (read: bloggers) who made fun of her for gaining weight, which is… interesting.

Sure, Tyra produces a show where former supermodels and current fashion designers sit in a straight line to judge and criticize girls based on their looks and some might say it’s a little hypocritical that Tyra is so quick to get defensive when it comes to her own appearance. Sure. We could make a big deal about that if we wanted to. But we’re not. Instead, we’re going to stare at Tyra’s cameltoe in these new People pics and wonder whose grandmother Tyra borrowed this bathing suit from. That’s the real issue, people.