Mutant Jenna (pictured, right)– the artist formerly known as pornstar Jenna Jameson– appears to have gone too far with her love of plastic surgery. Having already made certain body parts bigger, other body parts smaller, and the rest of them a whole lot tighter, Jenna reportedly went under the knife in an attempt to make her va-jay-jay more fuel efficient. Or something like that.
Things apparently didn’t go well, though. In perhaps the quote of the year, a source says:
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody.”
Yeah, I know bolding “hole up” was a little excessive, but we’re talking about a woman who bangs people on camera. Why should I be the one to show restraint?
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