Heidi From The Hills: Now Faker Than Ever

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heidi hills2.jpgHeidi Montag– the other blonde on MTV’s The Hills– has reportedly made the revolutionary decision to differentiate herself from the rest of the blonde wannabe popstars in Los Angeles by going under the knife and getting breast implants.

Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Montag, 20, underwent breast augmentation surgery on Monday at the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan

Sources say that Montag had been considering the procedure for several years and just recently decided to go under the knife.

See- Heidi isn’t as dumb as everybody thought. By combining marginal talent with blonde hair and big fake boobs, she has the potential to go far in the industry. If everything falls into place, she could stand alongside The Real World’s Tonya Cooley as the most successful MTV reality TV alum ever (and, yes, by that we mean she’s one step closer to soft-core porn. Naturally.) Best of luck, Heidi. We know LC will be rooting for you!

Oh… wait… they hate each other now? Hmm. Okay, nevermind kid, you and your big fake t*ts are on your own. Good luck!