Britney Spears Currently Making Out With Crappy Singer/Songwriter Who Once Played In My College Cafeteria During Lunch


howie day1.jpgHowie Day, the singer/songwriter best known by some for his tender love songs, by others for the time he locked a fan in a bathroom on his tour bus after she refused his sexual advances, and by me for playing the Towson University cafeteria while I ate a turkey BLT in 2002 is rumored to be Britney Spears’ newest rehab love interest. According to Life & Style (via MSNBC):

Spears met Day while the two were at rehabbing at Promises in Malibu “and fell hard for him” reports the mag, which claims that she’s going to bring him as her date when she attends her cousin Erin’s wedding on June 2.

“Britney just lights up and seems back to her old self when she talks to Howie or tells people about him,” an “insider” tells the mag. “She thinks he’s very talented — and says he’s the best kisser ever!”

It seems oddly appropriate that Howie Day (a poor man’s John Mayer) would hook up with the 2007 version of Britney Spears (a broke man’s Jessica Simpson). I really hope these two can make their rehab love last… for Britney’s sake. The last thing that girl needs is to be locked in a bathroom right now. Best of luck you two!

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s lunchtime, and I’m really in the mood for a turkey BLT for some reason.

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