If you have HBO On Demand, do yourself a favor and go home right now to watch Jerry Seinfeld: The Comedian Award. Your boss will understand. And honestly, if your boss is going to fire you because you snuck out for an hour to watch Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Garry Shandling, Robert Klein and Anderson Cooper sitting around on a stage cracking jokes, then you don’t want to work for that masochist anyway. Here’s a clip of Jerry’s acceptance speech where he tears apart actors and award shows. And he’s just getting started. Seriously, go home.