UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Quiznos’ New Mascot

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Yesterday we told you about a coyote that walked off the street and into a Chicago Quiznos (and didn’t even have the nerve to order anything. What an assh*le). Well, today we have video from a couple of different newscasts. If Quiznos is smart they’ll build a whole ad campaign around this thing, like “Quiznos is so good, even wild animals love it!” or something corny like that. I don’t know. I’m no ad wizard. Make it happen, guys.