…Of The Day

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  • OKAY GRANDMA: George Clooney says he “doesn’t even know how to get onto YouTube.” Now get off his lawn ya damn kids, it’s his ball now! (Gawker)
  • YOU’VE BEEN DUNST: Kirsten Dunst’s new boyfriend reportedly dumped her and got back with his ex-girlfriend. The breakup is rumored to have left Dunst crazy/beautiful (how’s that for a lame reference/joke? Thank you.). (Celebitchy)
  • AN APPLE A DAY: Apple sold its 100 millionth iPod. That officially makes YOU the last person on the planet to have one. Loser. (Reuters)
  • SCHLOCK ROCK: Marilyn Manson says his new album has “a cannibal, consumption, obsessive, violent-sex, romance angle – but with an upbeat swing to it.” Ugly teenagers are believed to be incredibly excited. (Celebslam)
  • MILLER TIME: Sienna Miller admits she eats a lot of crap, has cellulite, and fears that all the burgers that she eats will attack her ass. But not if I attack it first! (Celebrity Mound)