At this point it’s not even a joke anymore. The success of Anchorman, Talladega Nights and Blades Of Glory has proven that there is but one sure thing in Hollywood: If you cast Will Ferrell in a formulaic comedy you will make a s**tload of money. And here’s the best part– it doesn’t even matter what the plot is! Just give Will a funny name, an interesting profession and a talented, funny sidekick and it’s money in the bank. If you don’t believe me, just check out Collegehumor’s Will Ferrell Movie Generator. Click the “Write A New Movie” button and bam! you’re just seconds away from a nice big payday and your first major motion picture screenwriting credit.
Will Ferrell plays Larry Voorhees, an egotistical, obnoxious zookeeper at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Luke Wilson, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Larry Voorhees’s excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows.
And that’s just the beginning. Naturally there are catchphrases, lessons learned, and surprise cameos from other members of the Frat Pack. Go check it out now– and try to honestly tell me that you wouldn’t pay $10 to see 98% of the crap it spits out. Damn right you would. (Leave your favorite one in the Comments)