While You Were Sick Of The April Showers

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  • It’s rumored that Lindsay Lohan is having a lesbian affair with DJ Samantha Ronson. So I guess that answers the question, “what’s Lindsay gonna do after she F’s every guy in Hollywood?”
  • A mischevious Britney Spears told a photographer that she’s pregnant, adding that Americans should believe everything they read. On that note, I’m terrified. Believe that, America.
  • As a child, Henry Rollins dreamed of being a part of Gladys Knight & The Pips. Unfortunately, he saw himself as more of a Pip than a Gladys.
  • Lily Allen thinks trying to make it big in America is boring. Robbie Williams, Take That, and everybody else who couldn’t make it here completely agree.
  • Tom Hanks will earn between $29 million and $49 million to star in the follow up to The DaVinci Code. Though most of the money will go directly to hair supplies.