While You Were Sick Of The April Showers
- It’s rumored that Lindsay Lohan is having a lesbian affair with DJ Samantha Ronson. So I guess that answers the question, “what’s Lindsay gonna do after she F’s every guy in Hollywood?”
- A mischevious Britney Spears told a photographer that she’s pregnant, adding that Americans should believe everything they read. On that note, I’m terrified. Believe that, America.
- As a child, Henry Rollins dreamed of being a part of Gladys Knight & The Pips. Unfortunately, he saw himself as more of a Pip than a Gladys.
- Lily Allen thinks trying to make it big in America is boring. Robbie Williams, Take That, and everybody else who couldn’t make it here completely agree.
- Tom Hanks will earn between $29 million and $49 million to star in the follow up to The DaVinci Code. Though most of the money will go directly to hair supplies.