While You Were Deciding Who To Vote For Now

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  • It’s finally over– Sanjaya was voted off American Idol last night. In a related story, I now no longer care what happens on American Idol. Who’s with me?
  • Lindsay Lohan thinks is weird she went to rehab because she’s not an addict. I guess she skipped right over that “admit you have a problem” step.
  • Larry Birkhead has confirmed that he’s renamed baby Dannielynn. She’ll now simply go by “Cha-Ching!”
  • The divorce of Liza Minnelli and David Gest will be finalized this week. And you know what that means- Liza’s back on the market, fellas! Party time!
  • Simon Cowell is the 700th richest person in Britain. This, of course, comes to no surprise to people who know that the British measure their wealth in tight black shirts.