Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail on Friday, but today will be the first time the late night hosts will really get to tee off on the subject. Which raises the ever-important question: What Would Jay Say? Yes, over the years Jay Leno has made the most obvious jokes about the biggest events of the day. So let’s play the WWSJ game and see if we can predict what gem The Chin’s going to utter tonight. Here are our guesses:
A) “Folks, as I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail. Forty-five days! On the bright side, if she makes it through, that will be the longest sentence she’s ever completed!”
B) “Inmates at the prison are going to be really disappointed when they hit the group shower and ask Paris to pick up the soap. I mean come on, this is Paris Hilton. She doesn’t even pick up her own dry cleaning!”
C) “While in jail, Paris will have to wear a colored jumper and will be confined to her cell for 23 hours a day. Talk about the Simple Life!”
D) “But I’ll tell you what Kevin, the warden at the jail is reportedly very excited about his new inmate. Apparently, he never thought he’d have a chance to spend a night in Paris!”
There you go, folks. Use the comments section to cast your vote among our choices or offer your own prediction…
