FUTURE SEPARATED AT BIRTH THEORY: Nicole Richie’s Baby

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Nicole Richie and baby daddy Joel Madden sat down with America’s Princess© Diane Sawyer to discuss all things young, rich and jaily. Richie confirms that she’s 4 months pregnant, and that the drugs found in her system were actually painkillers for bad menstrual cramps. (And, as any girl knows, meth is the perfect “hush, hush” to our monthly gut-punchers.) Which got us to thinking about the future for Nicole and her unborn baby, and more importantly, what her baby is going to look like. And that’s when it hit us — Nicole Richie‘s baby is going to look like one of Paris Hilton‘s chihuahua:

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