Yes, I Cheated On You With 3 Doors Down, But At Least I Didn’t Take Any Photos!

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From STEREOGUM — Country star Sara Evans is filing for divorce after stumbling across pictures her husband took of him having sex with a bunch of different women. Her husband, however, has retaliated in a most star-studded fashion claiming that she has had affairs with, among others, Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx, and the members of the band 3 Doors Down:

September 10, 2007

3 Doors Down Fucked My Wife

You think the Kid/Pamela/Tommy triangle’s messy, but at least that configuration’s got only three angles. And doesn’t involve Richard Marx or reality TV stars. Country music’s very own Sara Evans finds herself wrapped up in an ugly divorce. It started when she filed for legal separation after she “found hundreds of photos on her hubby’s home computer that showed him nude and engaged in sex with other women” (including the nanny!). But Hubby’s counter-filing totally is more blogworthy.

Country star Sara Evans’ husband is asking the singer in a court filing whether she was romantically involved with nearly a dozen people, including Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx and former “Dancing With The Stars” partner Tony Dovolani.

[The 118 page court document] asks Evans to state under oath and penalty of perjury whether or not she admits to “an affair/sexual relationship/romantic involvement” with Chesney, Marx, Dovolani or any member of her band. It also seeks to find out if there was any relationship with Brad Arnold, Matt Roberts, Todd Harrell or Chris Henderson — all members of the group 3 Doors Down.

May just be she’s a little bit slutty and a little bit rock ‘n’ roll. Not saying she nailed 3 Doors Down or anything, but this promo shot of the band was taken right after they were told of the divorce proceedings. Which we submit it as Exhibit A, your honor.

Evans 3 Doors Down