Set Your TiVo For MTV’s New “Some MySpace Whore Pretends To Be Bi For Attention” Show!

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tilaMTV.jpgHaving long been accused of TV crimes varying from vaguely pathetic pandering to total irrelevancy, it’s nice to see MTV taking their programming in daring new directions such as A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, in which an otherwise talentless individual whose sole accomplishment in life is having posted enough PG-13 pictures of herself on MySpace to attract millions of horny cool dudes to be her “online friend” follows in the footseps of The Bachelors, Flavor Flav, that crazy ghetto chick who pulls people’s hair, and the dude from Whitesnake or whatever, by seeking True Love in the fertile pastures of the most obvious place imaginable: reality television. But wait, this time there’s a catch! Tila Tequila – like every desperate, insecure sorority girl whose daddy didn’t love them enough to keep them from getting wasted and making out with their friends in bars for attention – is kinda sorta bi-sexual, and is seeking both male and female partners! Hear that, dudebros!?! It’s a new show where HOT CHICKS might be MAKING OUT!!!! So if The Hills is just a little too highbrow for you, put your Girls Gone Wild 17 on pause, and head on over to the website to see all the hot girl-kissing you may have missed in the season premiere.