Finally — The Ghostface Doll-a Doll-a’s Out, Y’all!


GhostfaceMove the motherf**k over, Tickle-Me Cookie Monster, there’s a new number one holiday toy out there — after two years of speculation, the long-awaited Ghostface Killah doll is finally on the market!

Here’s what makes 4CAST’s Ghostface Doll great: 14 karat gold jewelry, a velvet robe, and an electronic chip inside of it featuring six original Pretty Toney catchphrases (recorded by the man himself!). The doll also comes with a mixtape from the Beat Junkies’ DJ Rhettmatic called 36 Deadly Darts. And like everybody else in the world, the doll has a blog.

Not sure what the delay was — Maybe Ghostface and the rest of the Wu’ were arguing over release dates, as usual? Maybe the manufacturer had to let a couple more years pass so they couldn’t get sued by Lil’ Penny? Or maybe they just needed another year to get some more children hooked on Ghostface’s work?

Regardless, I just hope the doll can uphold Ghostface’s unique ability to rap awesomely despite sounding like an 80s comedian’s Mike Tyson impression. I have a feeling I won’t be disappointed.

(via Pitchfork)

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