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Larry King

  • Donda West’s plastic surgeon Jan Adams abruptly walked off the set of “Larry King Live” last night, saying he had to “honor a request from her family.” He then added, “starting now.”
  • Jennie Garth was eliminated from “Dancing With the Stars” last night, leaving Marie Osmond to square off against Scary Spice to see which one will have a footnote added to their TMZ obituary many decades from now.
  • The Munchkins from “The Wizard of Oz” were finally awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Looks like the Lollipop Guild will not have to go on strike.
  • A federal judge has frozen $1 million from Michael Vick to be set aside for the care of injured pitbulls. I hope this sets a precedent by which all confiscated money goes to help wounded pitbulls, regardless of the crime, because it is uhh-dorrrable.
  • Josh Brolin says he’s excited to be turning 40. Ready for the greatest joke in the history of this website? More like, “YES Country For Old Men.” Have a good holiday, everyone.
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