Many moons ago, on my personal blog (Yes, I do have a personal life! I mean blog.), I compiled two separate picture lists, one entitled 50 Animals in Casts, and another called 50 Animals Driving. For some reason, putting photos of 50 Animals doing anything seems to really catch on in this world (especially Russia), and those posts went on to grace the inboxes of nearly every bored employee with a computer this country has to offer.
It’s been awhile since I’ve put together another one of these epic posts, and it occurred to me that this holiday season is as good a time as any to get the “50 Animals…” ball rolling. So I’d like to present a brand new photo montage for your perusal… 50 Animals with Day Jobs. It’s exactly what you think it is. Here we go!
Olivia Martindale, Prison Doctor
Darren Jones, High School Princi-”pal”
Matthew Gagliardi, Paralegal
Buddy Hines, Stripper
Kate Moss, Supermodel
45 More Pictures of Animals with Day Jobs After the Jump!!
Russell Bennett, CPS
Magic Tickle Joe Jazz, Pimp
Dr. Morty Schwartz, Pediatrician
Preston Cobb, Account Manager, J. Walter Thompson (recently fired)
Chuckles Levine, Suicidal Circus Clown
Mark Ritney, Ear Nose and Throat Doctor
Judge Silas Hornsby, Judge
Jay Wong, IT Guy
Cassandra Mueller, Gynecologist
Professor Nina Lopez, Dean of Students, UMass Amherst
Payton Goode, Child Birthday Party Entertainer
Victor Smith, Temp
Willy Macleod, Old Age Home Owner
Paul Spriggs, Pastor
Thelonius Jackson, Museum Curator
Nat Harmon, Banana Republic Salesperson
Antoine Knight, Male Escort
Marge Rasmussen, Receptionist
Ricky Daniels, Record Store Owner
Vicki Trottier, Legal Secretary
Arthur Sclafani, Firefighter
Vincent Van Arkle, Nightwatchman
Bunny Ableman, Librarian
Christopher Anderson, Professor of Law
Steven Basker, CEO of Hallmark
Hal Dixon, Con Edison Customer Service
Marty Marshall, WXDP Meteorologist
Bobbie Watkins, Competitive Eater
Barky Von Tailwag, Heart Surgeon and his nurse, Laura
Trevor Payne, Professional Bachelor (and Staples Employee)
Louis Cikk, Karate Instructor
Al Granger, DDS
Sister Martha Bishop, Catholic School Teacher
Doggie Shnauser MD, Child Genius
Elliot Wilcox, Chef
Maurice Pratt, Part Time Human Face, Full Time Nanny
Alonzo Rivera, Barrista
Susie Palmer, Aerobics Instructor
Miriam Mayes, Maid
Diana Caldwell, UCLA Grad Student and TA
Dr. Tinycat, Proctologist
Jeff Fiddler, Professional Blogger
