50 Animals With Day Jobs

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Many moons ago, on my personal blog (Yes, I do have a personal life! I mean blog.), I compiled two separate picture lists, one entitled 50 Animals in Casts, and another called 50 Animals Driving. For some reason, putting photos of 50 Animals doing anything seems to really catch on in this world (especially Russia), and those posts went on to grace the inboxes of nearly every bored employee with a computer this country has to offer.

It’s been awhile since I’ve put together another one of these epic posts, and it occurred to me that this holiday season is as good a time as any to get the “50 Animals…” ball rolling. So I’d like to present a brand new photo montage for your perusal… 50 Animals with Day Jobs. It’s exactly what you think it is. Here we go!

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Olivia Martindale, Prison Doctor

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Darren Jones, High School Princi-”pal”

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Matthew Gagliardi, Paralegal

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Buddy Hines, Stripper

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Kate Moss, Supermodel

45 More Pictures of Animals with Day Jobs After the Jump!!

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Russell Bennett, CPS

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Magic Tickle Joe Jazz, Pimp

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Dr. Morty Schwartz, Pediatrician

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Preston Cobb, Account Manager, J. Walter Thompson (recently fired)

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Chuckles Levine, Suicidal Circus Clown

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Mark Ritney, Ear Nose and Throat Doctor

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Judge Silas Hornsby, Judge

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Jay Wong, IT Guy

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Cassandra Mueller, Gynecologist

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Professor Nina Lopez, Dean of Students, UMass Amherst

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Payton Goode, Child Birthday Party Entertainer

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Victor Smith, Temp

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Willy Macleod, Old Age Home Owner

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Paul Spriggs, Pastor

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Thelonius Jackson, Museum Curator

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Nat Harmon, Banana Republic Salesperson

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Antoine Knight, Male Escort

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Marge Rasmussen, Receptionist

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Ricky Daniels, Record Store Owner

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Vicki Trottier, Legal Secretary

30 DOG FIREFIGHTER.JPG
Arthur Sclafani, Firefighter

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Vincent Van Arkle, Nightwatchman

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Bunny Ableman, Librarian

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Christopher Anderson, Professor of Law

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Steven Basker, CEO of Hallmark

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Hal Dixon, Con Edison Customer Service

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Marty Marshall, WXDP Meteorologist

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Bobbie Watkins, Competitive Eater

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Barky Von Tailwag, Heart Surgeon and his nurse, Laura

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Trevor Payne, Professional Bachelor (and Staples Employee)

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Louis Cikk, Karate Instructor

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Al Granger, DDS

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Sister Martha Bishop, Catholic School Teacher

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Doggie Shnauser MD, Child Genius

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Elliot Wilcox, Chef

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Maurice Pratt, Part Time Human Face, Full Time Nanny

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Alonzo Rivera, Barrista

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Susie Palmer, Aerobics Instructor

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Miriam Mayes, Maid

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Diana Caldwell, UCLA Grad Student and TA

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Dr. Tinycat, Proctologist

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Jeff Fiddler, Professional Blogger