Letter from The Editor:
While researching the above Celebrity Math, I headed over to the Real Doll website (NSFW) to find the perfect lady to depict said “Low Budget Real Doll.” It was in their Doll Gallery that I made the most startling web discovery of my entire life…
THERE IS A REAL DOLL THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME. Dash of the downs and all.
After the jump, a Simi-lebrity of sorts.
Meet Nika, My Real Doll Twin. (A side-by-side of Nika compared to me at work today, mouth agape and all… forgive me, I left my whore’s lipstain at home.) I can’t tell if I’m flattered that there would be a sex doll bearing my same face, or pissed that some idiot is paying $10,000 to roll a veritable corpse around on an office chair, when I’m sitting right here waiting by the phone!
On the bright side… I totally have a headshot now!