The Top 15 Songs We Would Torture People With

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AvrilLavigneGirlfriendtorture.jpgAccording to Mother Jones, the American military has been using popular music to torture and interrogate prisoners in Iraq (MJ even put together a handy little playlist featuring a few torturey favorites!). While a few moldy oldies by REO Speedwagon might not seem as nightmare-inducing as, say, being strapped to a board and having water poured into your nostrils until you feel like you’ve been drowning for hours on end, some songs can be excruciatingly painful to listen to on repeat. See our picks after the jump, and leave us your own top 5′s in the comments!

ALEX

“Girlfriend” – Avril Lavigne

“The Final Countdown” – Europe

“Addams Family Theme Song” – MC Hammer

“Send Me On My Way” – Rusted Root

“Right Here Waiting” – Richard Marx

DAN

“Centerfield” – John Fogerty

“Believe” – Cher

“Got My Mind Set On You” – George Harrison

“Be My Lover” – La Bouche

“Greatest Love Of All” – Whitney Houston

MICHELLE

“Who Let the Dogs Out?” – Baha Men

“The IO Digital Cable Rap” – Horrible Raggaeton Guy

“The Inspector Gadget Techno Remix” – DJ Whogivesash*t

“Cotton Eye Joe” – Rednex

“Singin’ In The Rain” – Malcolm McDowell