Holy sh*t. We’ve been a little late in catching up with this season’s crew of American Idol hopefuls, but we swear to never miss an episode from now on. Because last night, we caught the Top 8 Male Contestants singing 80’s songs… and it may have been the fiercest thing we have ever laid eyes on. Seriously, some of these guys make Christian on Project Runway look like Dan on Roseanne, that is how fierce they are. Please God tell me Logo is working on a new sitcom called David, David & Danny, and by sitcom, we mean gay sitcom.
Movingon.org, in case you missed last night’s episode, we’d like to present the fiercest 60 second recap of American Idol… ever. Seriously, if they ever make Juno 2, they need to cast Danny Noriega. (How cute would Ryan Seacrest be as Michael Cera?)