Everybody HANG ON — Us Weekly has figured out this whole Mariah Carey / Nick Cannon secret Bahamas wedding thing. Their spies have EXCLUSIVELY uncovered crucial information from the Facebook updates of Mariah Carey’s nephew:
Usmagazine.com has learned Carey’s nephew was in the Bahamas this week.
The following are Shawn McDonald’s status updates to his Facebook profile.
4/27 â€“ Shawn is going to the bahamas for a week early tuesday AM.
4/28 â€“ Shawn is in the Bahamas (enjoying the calm before the storm…) from Tuesday AM till Sat early evening…
4/30 â€“ Shawn has a profound appreciation of southern hospitality.
Shawn is a witness.
Shawn can officially say that what you may or may not have read or heard is not true…
5/1 â€“ Shawn did something tonight he probably won’t do for @least another 25+ years…
To be honest, I’m in favor of scrapping the in-your-face, obtrusive paparazzi approach to celebrity news gathering in favor of just checking out the Facebook feeds of people loosely related to the stars.
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