For Your Consideration at the 2008 Met Costume Institute Gala

Each year, the world’s most famous faces gather at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on New York’s Upper East Side, to show off their finest gowns and dip their toe in the ice-cold sea of self-congratulation at the annual Costume Institute Gala. Last night’s theme was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy”, and, as you can imagine, it was a freak parade in the most delicious of ways. So now sit back and enjoy Best Week Ever‘s “For Your Consideration at the 2008 Met Costume Institute Gala”:

VAGINALLY ARMPITIEST

Beyonce

THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER A “WHAT TO WEAR TO AN AMERICAN GLADIATOR’S FUNERAL?” QUESTION

Fergie

CERBERUSIEST

The Olsens and Christian Louboutin

MOST MOVING TRIBUTE TO THE ULTIMATE SUPERHERO, MESHACH TAYLOR

Tilda Swinton and Zarf, We Think

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SMALLEST CRACK

Amber Valletta

FUNNIEST “KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? AUDITOR. AUDITOR WHO? HAVE YOU EVER RAPED A BABY?” JOKE

Tom Cruise

BEST STYLIST’S REVENGE

Anna Wintour

KINKIEST

Babz Walters and Chuckles Rose

HANDSOMEST VALET

Christian Slater

WORST USE OF SELF-TANNING BODY GLITTER

Donna Karan’s Mams

MOST LIKELY TO BE A SUPERMODEL WITH HOT ATHLETE BOYFRIEND

Hizellay Boondchen and Tom Brady

THE “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? OH, I… I SEE” AWARD

Ivanka Trump

MOST LIKELY TO TURN INTO FRIDA KAHLO IF NOT CAREFUL

Jennifer Connelly

THE “WE GET IT, BEDHEAD SALLY, YOU’RE IN LOVE” AWARD

Scar Jo

MOST FROZEN

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

BEST MAKE-YOUR-OWN GOWN

Kimora Lee

WAIT A SECOND, THAT’S NOT FREDDIE PRINZE JOONy…

Sarah Michelle Gellar

MOST ACCURATE LAST NAME

Zac Posen

PAINFULLY SKINNIEST

Lara Spencer

BEST IMPROMPTU BRADY BUNCH BREAKDOWN

Linda Carter And Company

MOST ACCURATE HOMAGE TO CAROL BURNETT

Maggie Gyllenhaal

BEST LOOKING BRITISH PERSON EVER

Henry Cavill

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT A BARREL FULL OF CARROTS WHILE BASTING YOURSELF IN INSTANT TANNER ON A UV BED?

Giorgio Armani

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE MADE A WRONG TURN ON THEIR WAY TO IMPROMPTU-SECOND-WEDDING-VILLE

Posh N’ Becks

BERLINIEST

Piper Perabo

MRS. ROBINSONIEST

Mary Kate Olsen