…OF THE DAY

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  • REVERSE ERECTION: Who wants to see Brooke Hogan pose naked??? OW! Sh*t. Just dislodged my shoulder throwing my arm down as hard as I could. (Dlisted)
  • ABOMINATION: Ethan Hawke and wife Ryan Shawhughes have given birth to a baby girl named Clementine Jane Hawke. Wait, that’s it? That’s the whole celebrity baby name? Not something a little more celebrity-standard like “Shoehorn” or “Elsalvador” or “Lasertag” or “Babymadoo?” (Us Magazine)
  • HERPES-VIRAL MARKETING: The new ads for Gossip Girl incorporate phrases from people criticizing the show — such as “Every Parent’s Nightmare” and “Mind-Blowingly Inappropriate” — on top of racy photos. In a similar vein, the Bill Engvall Show is running ads with the caption “A Complete Waste Of Everyone’s Time.” (CNN)
  • UNFORSEEABLE TRAGEDY: A man playing chicken with cars on a freeway wearing only his underwear was, tragically and unexpectedly, hit by a car. He blamed the incident on a rare, unreleased deleted scene from the movie The Program. (Reuters)
  • FREDDY VS PREDATOR: A new installment of Nightmare On Elm Street is on the way. It’s just like the previous ones, except this time, a geriatric Freddy keeps taking naps inside people’s dreams. (Hollywood Reporter)