…OF THE DAY: She Will Steal Your Breath And Kill You!

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  • NAOMI CAMPBELL KNOWS HOW TO KISS: Russian billionaire Vladislav Doronin calls over his servant to remove the barnacle attached to his face. (ONTD)
  • AMY WINEHOSPITAL: Amy has once again been rushed to the hospital. I’m crossing my fingers it’s just a fractured tailbone…but deep in my heart I know it’s probably Amy Winehouse syndrome. (dListed)
  • LEAST SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY: Eliot Spitzer’s fave call-girl, Ashley Dupre, will be getting $2 million for a reality show. Producer David Krieff says it won’t be a Tila Tequila style show, but something positive, because, according to Krieff, Ashley considers herself to be a sort of Dr. Phil. (Jossip)
  • LINDA, SAY YOUR PRAYERS: Hulk Hogan says that he’s never had a more “formidable opponent” than his wife Linda, referring specifically to her metaphorical “steel knuckles” during their divorce proceedings. Does that mean he’s going to do the Atomic Leg Drop on her in the courtroom? (UsMagazine)
  • JOHN NO-HAIR: John Mayer chopped off all his hair, and now he kind of looks like Jim Carrey, right?(People)