Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Know Much


Bimbo turned bimbo/country singer Jessica Simpson has released the cover of her new album on her website. Apparently all chicks in the country lounge around on wooden benches in $1000 dresses wasting their sweet summer days practicing their favorite ‘desperate face’ pose. It’s a good look for her! It almost makes us forget that underneath, she’s a rich divorcee who makes a living hawking cheap shoes and acne cream.

The title of her album has obviously been shortened down from some longer, super-dumb question our gal Jess has asked along the way.

  • Do you know why John Mayer dumped me?
  • Do you know what my sister’s phone number is? She seems to have changed it without telling me.
  • Do you know if fat free cheese still has fat in it?
  • Do you know when I can take these smelly cowboy boots off?
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