Simpson-Wentz Baby Gets Mayer As Godparent, No Shot At Normalcy

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Oh Pete Wentz — you have no idea what’s going to happen to you, do you? Sure — now you’ve got all the time in the world to go to Lollapalooza and post pictures of sneakers on your blog, but once that baby comes, it’s going to be a different story.

After quipping to People that he’s preparing for the new arrival by watching Look Who’s Talking and Look Who’s Talking Too (oh, Wentz — you and your irony!), he also shared his thoughts on the nursery’s themes.”It’s not a secret, but it’s more of a private thing. I haven’t really figured it out yet, so I don’t want to go out there and say what it is and then have it not be that.” Because god forbid the fine people who read People think your kid’s room is Alice In Wonderland themed, when it really borrows more from Where The Wild Things Are.

In addition to having parents who are more concerned with color schemes than how radically their lives will change, the kid will allegedly have to contend with John Mayer as a godfather. The ex-boyfriend of Aunt Jessica (and Pete’s current mancrush) is supposedly in the running to steer the kid through life’s trials. Like the merits of a vaporizer over a bong, and which famous person to date. [Photo: Tristar Home Entertainment and Getty Images]

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