Gossip Break: Katie Can’t Handle Her Pants

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Martha Stewart‘s arm appears to be missing, but like all good WASPS she keeps her cool. [BWE.tv]

Katie Holmes unrolled her giant jeans! All is right in the world again. [DListed]

Kanye West was spotted today at GAP’s headquarters, probably pitching a fit about his khakis. [Jezebel]

We love Laverne from I Want To Work For Diddy almost as much as she loves giving some random dude a lap dance. [YBF]

Gwen Stefani‘s back is hollerin’ from carrying that baby around. Pop already! [Seriously? OMG!]

Mary-Kate Olsen finally got subpoenaed by the feds. Ask her about those ugly gladiator sandals, guys! [ICYDK]

Beyonce rocks Obama pride while hugging her hubby. [ConcreteLoop]

10 dirty hippies that ladies love to bone. What, you didn’t know BO was an aphrodisiac? [Defamer]

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