Miley Confesses To Being A Normal, Dramatic, Depressed Teenager

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Nick Jonas broke Miley Cyrus‘ heart, guys! Instead of writing about it in her journal (or uh, blog), she’s telling the world about it, because that’s what Miley Cyrus loves to do. Judging from the list of things she did post-break up, it sounds like she’s blossoming into a miserable, bitter, moody teenager. How refreshing! “At first I bawled for a month straight…I was so sad,” she reveals. “I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black.”

She continues (talking to Seventeen magazine): “Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, ‘I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core.’”

Hey, at least she learned at 15 the most important lesson in all of womanhood: don’t change yourself to make some guy happy – especially when the dude in question primps more than you do. Also – though you’ll do this again sometime during your freshman year of college and when you turn 24 – refrain from dying your hair black when depressed. Just hit up the Haagen Das instead. [Us]

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