Britney Promises Not To Screw Up Her Kids


In an amazing feat of self-control, Britney Spears recently sat down with OK! magazine for a photoshoot and interview and did not wipe chicken wing grease on anything! She even spoke – without a British accent – to the rag, and revealed that she might just have an ounce of sanity under that weave after all! When asked about if she’d support her two sons pursuing a career in showbiz, Mama Brit said:

“I’d rather not. But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”

It’s a nice gesture and all, but Britney has already given them two years of f*cking crazy, so it might be kinda hard to give them that “normal childhood” she’s craving. She probably should have thought of this new mothering plan back when she was locking herself naked in the bathroom as the police were circling her mansion. But, you know. They’re probably to young to remember that crazy sh*t. [MSNBC]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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