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In case you were looking for a new way to kill time at work, may we suggest Amy Winehouse: The Video Game? Its actual title is Escape From Rehab and you can “help her escape as you use your wits, your drugs, and your beehive to battle against insane enemies and rescue [husband] Blake Civil-Fielder from jail.”

Brought to you by the people who created Disaster Movie, the game follows a platform-shoe wearing Amy (although everyone knows she wears ballet flats) as she makes her way through the streets of London. Truth be told, we got as far as Amy wheezing and telling the Incredible Hulk to piss off before remembering we had real work to do – though it would have been nice to see her reunion with Blake.