The National Enquirer wants us to believe that Winona Ryder has replaced former boyfriend Rilo Kiley guitarist Blake Sennett with future Planet Green game show host Tom Green. It seems a little dubious that Winona would follow her latest twenty-something guitarist with the author of “The Bum-Bum Song,” but we at Scandalist can’t help but root for Tom. Why? Dude’s an avid blogger who seems to whip out a camera at every red carpet he sneaks onto. Winona is long overdue for a leaked sex tape and Green seems like just the desperate dork to make it happen—if he doesn’t screw it up by yelling “Drew! Don’t leave me!” in his sleep. [Photo: Getty Images/FilmMagic]
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