Someone needs to explain to Miley Cyrus the difference between an adult career and an Adult career. MSNBC says that the 15-year-old amateur photographer is looking to play “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity” in a film adaptation of the novel Undiscovered Gyrl. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says their source.
Far be it from us to suggest that young actresses suppress their dreams of artistic growth and leaked screen caps, but Miley Cyrus is fifteen years old. What’s the bloody rush? Anne Hathaway waited till her early twenties to whip out Ella’s enchanted in Havoc and Brokeback Mountain. Can’t Cyrus start with some smoking and swearing? Maybe a wet T-shirt in a horror movie? Showing your underage goodies in even the classiest movie doesn’t guarantee much of a career. Just ask American Beauty‘s Thora Birch.
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