Gossip Break: Fading Singers, Faded Jeans

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How do you get a pair of R&B has-beens back in the news? If you’re JoJo, pass out on stage. If you’re K-Ci, ignore him. [Pop Eater]

Charlie Sheen has knocked up new wife Brooke Mueller. Hope you put “don’t put our kid on a reality show” in the pre-nup this time, Charlemagne! [People]

Minnie Driver‘s baby bump is about to pop, and she’s sporting a bikini on the beach. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Jenna Jameson is preggers! We knew that already, but now we super-know it with extra-official goodness. [Us Magazine]

TomKat may wear matching faded jeans (barf), but only Tom wears lifts. [Dlisted]

Stop the press! K-Ci says he ignored JoJo‘s alleged bout of “epilepsy” because falling down on stage is part of his brother’s act. Cocaine? They can’t even spell cocaine (possibly because they’re high)! [Perez Hilton]

Those The Hills kids? Paid. Mad paid. [PopCrunch]