After a few turbulent years, Lindsay Lohan finally seems to have a stable, positive life and a happy relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. Now Ronson plans to write a book about the pair’s relationship and daddy Michael Lohan is not too happy about the prospect. He told E!: “I’ve shut up about this long enough. She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.” This from the man who has wreaked havoc on his daughter’s life with his public divorce from Lindsay’s mother Dina, his DWI arrest, two years spent in prison, and his recent engagement to a woman two years older than Lindsay. The pot continued to call the kettle black by saying: “Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are.”
While they might not be Herbie-the-Love-Bug-famous, the senior Lohan seems not to have heard that the entire Ronson family is in fact a well-known bunch, what with Sam being a DJ for MTV and signed to Roc-a-Fella Records until this year, brother Mark a successful music producer, and her twin sister Charlotte a fashion designer. Also, her stepfather is Mick Jones of Foreigner (not the Clash) so, hello, Sam just wants to know what love is, and she just wants Lindsay to show her.
While the book seems to be a product of speculation right now – details aren’t entirely hashed out and there’s no publisher yet — we’re hoping the tell-all will finally make honest lesbians of the pair. Getting them to admit the L-word is like getting Jennifer Garner to admit she’s pregnant. Out with it already!