“It” = A penis? The clothing? A clothed penis? A penis?
Truly an outfit for any occasion, from ‘casual’ to ‘getting nailed in mid-figure skating routine.’
All hot chicks pose topless in front of a door for forty-five minutes every morning.
Not too interested in the “Post-Party” picture.
Blah blee bla ba doo flotation devices, am I right guys??
Sepia-toned to give it that classic, olde tyme feel of a barely-covered ass.
Gene Shalit’s doing pretty well for himself.
There’s “skin-tight,” and then there’s “an ass”.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Summer. Nice one.
Bottomless Italian here, if anyone wants a free Olive Garden joke?
Really though, this one’s no more than like 10, 15% actual, literal pictures of sex.
FYI, ‘Memo’ isn’t his name… Laaaaaaaaaadies?
“Tap” as in, “tap that ass,” or, like, Gregory Hines? I assume the latter?
They’ve got that crucial “European football streaker who’s actually hot” market cornered.
Add Mickey Mouse and Pluto and you’ve got one kick-ass flipbook.
The dude with no bottoms is embarrassing himself significantly less than the guy in the pink tank top.
Is she wearing leggings or does she just have a blurry crack?
I have an idea for our new “Three-pack” ad campaign. Ready? Bear with me now — Three c*cks. [STANDING OVATION]
This is what hiking is.
What happens in Vegas, boobs in boobs boobs.
Wait, this is actually a Dr. Pepper ad. My mistake.
Y mucha inspiraciÃ³n por los molestores.
Thaaaaaat’s not where a wallet is!!!!!!!
This chick’s clearly ready for some hardcore Love Actually watchin’.
…to get butt-f***ed?
Hey, instead of not showing her nipples, what if — and stop me if I’m getting too crazy here — we don’t not show her nipples?
It almost looks like she’s getting ready to give… something… to… someone else’s… genitals… with her mouth… in repeated motions, ending in orgasm… as is a common form of non-penetrative… intercourse…
AMERICAN APPAREL EQUALS VAGINA. ‘Nuff said. Nahhh, I can say vagina one more time. There.