Hey Ladies … I’ve Got The Monogamy Gene!

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Update your J-date profile because a new study from the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm, Sweden suggests that you can determine how loyal your man will be with a quick DNA test! How’s that for first date banter?

This so called “monogamy gene” is called RS3 334 and men can have none, one or two copies. The higher the number of copies, the more likely the men were to be single or have a marital crisis if they do find a women strong enough to defy science and get them down the aisle. Variations in RS3 334 affected the way men in the study did at “bonding” and “committing” and other words men never use unless they’re trying to get laid.

Hey science, thanks for making it even easier for men to justify sleeping with a chick named Bambi. Can’t we focus on cancer research or something?

Look for David Duchovny‘s new excuse in 5, 4, 3 … — Evan G.

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