Eva Longoria: “I’m Just Fat!”


Scandalist to Eva Longoria: “Shut the f*ck up.”

I’m just fat” is the Desperate Housewives star’s answer when asked by Us magazine if she was pregnant. Sigh. Let’s clear the air on a couple of things here:

  1. Eva is not fat, and judging from what we’ve seen so far, never will be.
  2. She is married to a 6 foot 2 inch tall basketball player, and is a foot shorter than her man. We’ll know when she’s lugging a baby around in there.
  3. The actress would not know fat if it put her in a sandwich and ate her for lunch. She should keep her mouth shut – except when she’s eating, of course.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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